In honor of April Fool's Day I am hiding under the bed.
I know it's hard to resist jumping out and scaring me as I come around the corner.
Telling me that we've run out of kibble and water.
Hiding my toys in the barbeque.
Getting me excited about my new sweater just to put it on me and it's 2 sizes too small.
Getting out the leash then going back to bed.
Asking me if I want string cheese then eating it yourself while averting your eyes from my pleading sad face.
Taking the milk bones out of the treat can then asking me if I want a cookie. "Oh, you ate them all."
Tapping away at they keyboard while saying "I'm deleting Marley & Me from our Netflix queue. Only to find out that it's sitting in the red envelope ready for tonight's dinner viewing.
Playing Marley & Me during MY dinner time.
So I am staying under the bed until April 2nd. But don't worry, I've already emptied the kibble and treat containers. I also emptied the fridge of all bottled water. I'll be fine.
